8 things Tories do in bed that turn women off

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8) There’s no bigger turn off to a woman than a man carelessly trying to shove as many of his Old Etonian friends into a cabinet as possible. For most women, one Old-Etonian at a time is enough, maybe two at a push. A good rule of thumb is – if you have more Old Etonians than women in your cabinet at any one time – it’s too many!

7) If you want a woman to feel good, try really really really hard not to suddenly and unexpectedly completely strip her – without warning – of all her unemployment benefits just because she gets pregnant. It might get you all hot under the collar – but for most women, it’s a real turn-off!

6) Don’t try to patronise us with with a quick reshuffle involving a few token positions. Women don’t want to feel like you’re just going through the motions to…

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